“Coffee, You're On The Bench” Towel
Country charm meets weekday meltdown.
This floral kitchen towel may look like a scene from a prairie daydream, with its vintage-inspired blooms in warm, earthy tones, but don’t let the farmhouse flair fool you.
Embroidered across the front in bold black thread is the new rally cry for hard days and harder pours:
“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.”
Perfectly sized at 16” x 28” and made of 100% cotton, this towel dries dishes, catches chaos, and speaks for you when words are too much. (And frankly, before caffeine hits.)
✨ Machine washable, meltdown approved
🌼 Farmhouse floral with a side of “I’m done”
🍷 For kitchens with character... and coping skills
Hang it with pride. Just don’t let it judge your pour.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Country charm meets weekday meltdown.
This floral kitchen towel may look like a scene from a prairie daydream, with its vintage-inspired blooms in warm, earthy tones, but don’t let the farmhouse flair fool you.
Embroidered across the front in bold black thread is the new rally cry for hard days and harder pours:
“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.”
Perfectly sized at 16” x 28” and made of 100% cotton, this towel dries dishes, catches chaos, and speaks for you when words are too much. (And frankly, before caffeine hits.)
✨ Machine washable, meltdown approved
🌼 Farmhouse floral with a side of “I’m done”
🍷 For kitchens with character... and coping skills
Hang it with pride. Just don’t let it judge your pour.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Country charm meets weekday meltdown.
This floral kitchen towel may look like a scene from a prairie daydream, with its vintage-inspired blooms in warm, earthy tones, but don’t let the farmhouse flair fool you.
Embroidered across the front in bold black thread is the new rally cry for hard days and harder pours:
“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.”
Perfectly sized at 16” x 28” and made of 100% cotton, this towel dries dishes, catches chaos, and speaks for you when words are too much. (And frankly, before caffeine hits.)
✨ Machine washable, meltdown approved
🌼 Farmhouse floral with a side of “I’m done”
🍷 For kitchens with character... and coping skills
Hang it with pride. Just don’t let it judge your pour.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
